In Canadian courtroom, a couple thought they had Jesus as their attorney. I’m serious. In an effort to regain custody of their daughter, they spoke in tongues to a stuffed animal that allegedly “transmitted the word of god” for only them to hear. Shockingly, they last the case.
“The unusual child custody trial featured the couple speaking in tongues to a stuffed animal they said transmitted the word of God directly to them and refusing legal assistance because Jesus Christ — through the stuffed lion — was their lawyer, witness and judge.” (source Vancouver Sun)
Wow, I would have loved to be in that courtroom! If, I was the judge, I’m letting them go on and on for as long as possible. Where could I possibly find better entertainment!? Do you think the judge actually paused to see if the stuffed lion would talk? I wonder why Jesus would choose a stuffed lion anyway.
“Several churches banned them and even called police for assistance when the couple set out to “purge churches of evil influences,” according to court records.” I wonder how they “purge churches of evil influences?” With a stuffed lion being their attorney, maybe the Scarecrow & Tin-Man help in the church cleansing department.
These two truly deserve each other. That much ill give them. When it comes to religious nut jobs, typically only one person can “hear the word of god.” They then preach it to others who follow those commands. Since they both claim to hear the same shit, that means they are actually sharing delusions! That’s a level of crazy that not many can reach.
Contact the law office of Jesus Christ. I won’t leave you hanging! 😉
“In the end, the judge did not find them to be credible and ruled in favour of the ministry and placed the baby in continuing care. The parents appealed that decision, claiming it infringed on their religious freedoms “as Christian parents.”
Luckily, the girl is still a baby, & won’t remember all this crazy shit. Hopefully, she will go on to live a normal Jesus freak free life.
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Wow! I didn’t ever hear about this until right now. Totally insane, I hope the child is okay after all this.