5 early warning signs that you’re about to watch a shitty movie.

I’ve seen A LOT of shitty movies over the years. Some are so ridiculously bad that they’re hilarious. Films like The Room, Hard Ticket To Hawaii, & Troll 2 fall into this category for me. Then you have films that flat out suck. You can’t even find anything unintentionally funny. (The Mummy reboot, Batman V Superman, Almost everything post ‘300′ starring…

People doing stupid shit to their eyes during the eclipse. Part 1: Rapper stares at the eclipse, now has vision problems.

We all knew this would happen. We knew that despite several warnings, some idiots would fuck up their eyes from looking directly into the sun without glasses during the eclipse. Well, rapper Joey Bada$$ seems to slide into this category. After willingly staring directly into the sun without proper eye protection, the rapper would complain about his vision and…

If not for the sex tape, Paris Hilton thinks she would have been like Princess Diana.

Paris Hilton hasn’t said or done anything stupid lately. We all knew that would change. Well, the time has come. In a recent interview Paris Hilton blamed her 2003 sex tape for destroying her chances for becoming a social figure like Princess Diana. Cue the violins. “It’s really hurtful, because my whole life I really looked up to Princess Diana,…