We all know Hydrogen peroxide is a commonly used disinfectant. Apparently, enough people have been consuming it lately that the California Poison Control felt compelled to issue a warning about it.
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Boy gets stuck inside arcade claw machine.
At a Beef O’ Brady’s restaurant in Florida (Florida of course) a young boy wanted a toy from the claw machine so badly that he decided to crawl inside to get it. Unfortunately, getting out is the tricky part. I hated those… Read More ›
No more Halloween!? Happy “black & orange” spirit day. WTF!?
Are you fucking kidding me!? Anybody who knows me personally knows how much I hate this kind of shit. I haven’t gone on a tangent in a long time. I am long overdue. An Elementary school in Walpole MA won’t be having its… Read More ›
If not for the sex tape, Paris Hilton thinks she would have been like Princess Diana.
Paris Hilton hasn’t said or done anything stupid lately. We all knew that would change. Well, the time has come. In a recent interview Paris Hilton blamed her 2003 sex tape for destroying her chances for becoming a social figure like Princess Diana. Cue the… Read More ›
Mother asks group to reschedule upcoming solar eclipse because it’s the same time as school.
For the upcoming solar eclipse on Aug 21st, The Texas Perot Museum of Nature and Science is holding a solar eclipse viewing party from noon – 2pm. This didn’t sit well with one mother. On the Facebook page, she requested it… Read More ›
Man in Superman robe plunges to his death from Tennessee high rise.
A while back I wrote about an idiot who tossed himself out of a second story window after declaring he was spider-man. That moron lived. This man wasn’t so fortunate. They say life imitates art. That doesn’t always go so… Read More ›
Human toe stolen from bar.
Workers at the Downtown Hotel Inn in Dawson City Canada are furious after a human severed toe was stolen from the bar. Like me, you’re probably wondering why a severed toe would be in a bar in the first place. Before reading the article,… Read More ›
Man battles police officers with sword and shield to avoid prostitution arrest.
Some people will attempt anything to get away from police. After realizing he was meeting with police and not a prostitute, Billy Linkous attempted to flee from police in a vehicle . After crashing into a parked car, Linkous then… Read More ›
Let’s talk about hilarious conspiracies. Rapper Eminem died and was replaced with an android clone.
A while back I wrote about stupid conspiracies that have been floating around the web. (article) Well, I figured it was time to start searching again and see what kind of hilarious nonsense is floating around. I came across this… Read More ›
‘Nightmare’ house for sale, but don’t ask about mysterious occupant living upstairs.
In South Carolina, a house that has been dubbed the ‘Nightmare’ house has gone up for sale. The agents have been telling potential buyers “don’t bother asking” about the occupant living upstairs. The listing is downright creepy and gained quite a bit… Read More ›
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