In Georgia, a parked 53 foot trailer filled with $100,000 worth of Ramen Noodles was stolen from a Chevron store.
I can’t believe its in the News!
Rants about dumb stories that are currently in the news.
Scientists discover formula for box office success.
In the UK, a team of scientists believe think they discovered the formula for box office success. Personally, I can’t believe time was wasted on this. How is the following an actual discovery?
Man makes porn video to show wife & in-laws that he isn’t impotent.
In India, a man filmed himself cheating on his wife. He then sent it to his wife and in-laws. He did all this to prove that he isn’t impotent.
Naked Man arrested at Planet Fitness. He thought it was a ‘Judgement Free Zone’
In Plastow N.H. a Massachusetts man (who looks like he could be Rob Zombie’s relative), was arrested after he walked into a Planet Fitness gym, & strutted around in his birthday suit. “When officers arrived, they found him there, completely nude:… Read More ›
Lottery winner would like to thank shopper for letting him cut in line.
Minutes before the lotto deadline, a kind customer allowed Aaron Walshaw to go ahead of her. He then purchased his ticket just in time. As a result, he won the lottery, and is now planning a dream wedding with his… Read More ›
Dennis Rodman invites Kanye West to North Korea, wants to record song with him.
Dennis Rodman hopes to visit North Korea again in September. He also wants to bring Kanye West along, and record a track together about world peace, & love. I love everything about this story! YES, PLEASE DO! This is awesome! In… Read More ›
Armless man arrested for stabbing tourist.
After allegedly stabbing a tourist from Chicago, an armless Miami street artist has his hands full (I couldn’t resist that joke).
Pair fires gun at fireflies, mistaking them for alien lasers.
Lets go to Pennsylvania. While high on bath salts, two people are facing a bunch of charges after trying to “evade an alien attack.”
Bride calls of wedding due to groom being scared of lightning.
I’ve been focusing on a lot of movie stuff lately. I felt it was time to check back in on this lovely world of ours and see what ridiculous stories have been brewing. It really didn’t take long for something… Read More ›
Venezuela’s government claims power outages are due to earth moving too close to the sun.
Things haven’t been looking good for Venezuela lately. The currency has tanked so bad that World of Warcraft virtual currency is worth more. Now, the government is blaming the earth’s position around the sun for its blackout problems. “It is because we… Read More ›
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