Three years ago Wade Herter was homeless and living on the streets of Dwight, Illinois. Instead of throwing rocks at the guy like some asshole kids might do, two High School seniors decided to give him some warm clothes and… Read More ›
I can’t believe its in the News!
Rants about dumb stories that are currently in the news.
The Mets 3 year $75 million dollar outfielder gives up on a play.
Either Yoenis Cespedes needs to get his eyes checked or doesn’t give a flying fuck now that he just got a new contract. I came to this conclusion after watching him totally give up on a ball in the outfield to allow an inside the… Read More ›
Man arrested for not returning VHS tape from 2002!
Everyone can finally relax. While killers and cyber criminals are at large, law enforcement in North Carolina was able to take this savage criminal off the street and charge him with theft of a VHS tape. Your probably wondering how North… Read More ›
British artist literally marries a rock!
British artist Tracy Emin decided to marry a giant stone in her garden. Some might call it poetic or deep. I call it a women with serious relationship issues. I guess marrying a rock would have some benefits. If your the type… Read More ›
Uber app possessed Michigan man to go on shooting spree.
The motive for the Feb 20 shooting in Kalamazoo is now clear. The spree that left six people dead wasn’t caused by a mad man. Uber possessed him through the app on his iphone! Jason Dalton, a married father of two, told investigators that a… Read More ›
I don’t feel bad! U.S. student sentenced in North Korea.
An American student has been sentenced to 15 years hard labor in a North Korean prison. Do you feel bad? You shouldn’t!
Airlines finding new ways to screw us. A new class below economy has been introduced.
Have you been wondering how the airlines can make economy suck even more for domestic flights? Well, now you have an answer!
Kanye West wants to acquire killer eagles to protect his family.
The Kanye West crazy train has been moving full speed ahead lately. This would take beefing up your home security to a new level. West is supposedly in talks with Dutch police about purchasing killer birds to protect their family… Read More ›
Catholic priest snorts coke in home full of Nazi memorabilia.
I guess if you are going to do something stupid, don’t half ass it. Go all out!
Do You & Your Significant Other Both Have Blue Eyes? Congratulations, Your Banging One of Your Relatives!
I guess a little slice of incest is more common than most of us thought.
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