Rants about dumb stories that are currently in the news.
A lot of people have been taking shots at Axl Roses appearance lately. Fat shaming isn’t really my thing. However, when your the kind of asshole that Axl Rose is, & you file about 11 requests demanding that all unflattering photos be removed,… Read More ›
I have always wondered how often children eat these things. Well, now we have an answer. A two year study published in the journal of Pediatrics revealed the following information. – Data reveal that laundry packets are more toxic than other detergents. –… Read More ›
Whether your jealous or need a good nights sleep, the sound of your neighbors getting it on can be annoying. While some people might pound on the wall, this man took the road of extremes and set his own apartment… Read More ›
It’s just not possible for me to read that headline without laughing. We know accidents happen on escalators, but how the hell did this come to pass!? (source) Out of all the things I can think of getting caught in… Read More ›
The days of the Wild West have come and gone. Well, tell that to this guy. During in argument with his wife and daughter, he pulled a gun on them and instructed his daughter to go get a gun in… Read More ›
In Louisiana, a bill was purposed that would limit strippers to be “between twenty-one and twenty-eight years of age and shall be no more than one hundred and sixty pounds in weight.” (source) We all know most politicians like their strippers… Read More ›
According to this private school teacher at The Acorn School in Nailsworth, Gloucester, “books of mythical and frightening texts,” could seriously damage the minds of young children. (source) Your worried about what!? Did we step into a time machine? Your not worried about violent videogames, violent movies, social… Read More ›
Is your mayor crazy? Well, the mayor of Jackson Mississippi seems to be doing a fine job in that category. He believes that if Moses could part a sea, we are capable of praying potholes away. Is this scary or funny? Since people actually… Read More ›
I’m starting to think I could dedicate an entire section of articles to dumbasses who screw things up by trying to take a selfie. This latest incident took place in Portugal. A young man tried to take a selfie with a 126… Read More ›
The online porn situation in China is looking grim. You can’t get your porn fix online at all. Crazy right! With all the web policing, it’s nearly impossible. As a result, in the hopes of feeling a mild sensation in their pants, people revert to subtle and… Read More ›
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