In Plastow N.H. a Massachusetts man (who looks like he could be Rob Zombie’s relative), was arrested after he walked into a Planet Fitness gym, & strutted around in his birthday suit.

“When officers arrived, they found him there, completely nude: on his knees in a yoga-type position,” police Captain Brett Morgan told the Boston Globe. “He walked into the gym, stripped down at the door, then proceeded to walk back and forth a couple of times before settling in on the yoga mats.” (Source)

“The only statement that he made was that he thought it was a ‘judgment free zone'” When that’s your company slogan, you’re asking for it. I’m actually surprised it took this long for someone to take it to this extreme.  However, the slogan doesn’t exactly work that way. That would be like me walking into a Planet Fitness, punching someone in the face, & saying “boom! judgement free asshole!” It doesn’t change the fact that it’s still against the law dummy.

While it doesn’t mention it, can we assume he was on some kind of drugs? If not, I will give him some credit for having the confidence & balls (no pun intended) to pull this stunt. Still, it’s obviously not worth being charged with indecent exposure, lewdness and disorderly conduct.

Next person to sign up gets a free yoga mat!

The real victims are those poor yoga mats. I wonder what they did with them. While I’m sure a wipe down with some sanitizing solution would be fine, you know how people are. I’d bet that they were probably in the dumpster within minutes of him being removed by police.

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