Some people will attempt anything to get away from police. After realizing he was meeting with police and not a prostitute, Billy Linkous attempted to flee from police in a vehicle . After crashing into a parked car, Linkous then pulled out a sword and shield to battle officers.
Why does he already have a sword and shield in his car? Was he on his way to a LARP festival and was looking to purchase a wench for whence thou slayed his enemies in battle!? If so, he should have gotten out of character immediately and realized that a sword and shield probably won’t fare well against thy men in uniform. He’s lucky the cops didn’t just shoot his ass. (source) Instead, the combatant and his sword suffered a swift defeat at thy hands of the law by way of Taser gun. Thou art a villain! Sorry, I need to tone it down a bit.
If a person like this isn’t all hopped up on bath salts, I don’t understand how a 27 year old could possibly think a sword and shield would be able to fend off police. The cops probably had a good laugh about it while he twitched on the ground from the Taser shot.
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