Man with bionic penis gets tons of sex offers.

In the 70’s Mohammed Abad had his manhood severely damaged in a car accident. After suffering for decades he received roughly a $89,000 prosthetic. What does that kind of procedure give you? Apparently, lots of date offers and messages from women wanting to “try it out”.

After three years of surgery, Mohammed had an 8 inch penis constructed using skin and tendons from his arm. Apparently his “bionic” penis is  “Known as the Titan Touch Penile Prosthesis, it has two tubes along the side which fill with water once Mo presses a button next to his testicles.” I’ll admit, I’m curious to see this thing. hahaha, I have so many questions. It fills with water? Where does this water come from? Does he need to plug himself into a garden hose or sink? How does this water get drained? How is this button attached to him? Is it underneath the skin? Or, is it like some inspector gadget shit where the button is very visible? Go-Go gadget penis!  What about when he urinates? How does that hookup work?

 

The procedure sounds painful. But, if you had your penis and one testicle crushed after being dragged under a car for 600 ft, it might seem like a walk in the park. I suppose he went through with it just to feel like a man. I get it. However, if I am going to shell out a ridiculous amount of money and go through three years of painful surgery, you better believe I am accepting some of these offers from women! He isn’t. He claims to be too tired for sex after working 14 hour shifts. My advise is, soldier up and get your money’s worth Mohammed! (source)

-Adam Mallett

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