It must really suck to look like a shitty washed up actor. A New York City resident found out just how shitty that experience is when he was punched in the face at a train station for looking like actor Shia LaBeouf. (source)
On Saturday evening, the victim exited a Lower East side subway station. That’s when an unidentified man resembling a frat boy sucker-punched him. As he fell down the stairs, he heard the man say “This is because you look exactly like Shia LaBeouf.”
The victim is curious what Shia LaBeouf did to him that he would punch a person in the face for just resembling him. I’m curious also. I’m going to take a guess on this. Since the attacker did resemble a frat boy and is dumb enough to risk assault charges. I’m guessing the sight of someone who looked like Shia made him jealous that he got to bang Megan Fox when she was still in her prime of hotness.
Obviously, this man didn’t deserve to be hit for resembling a shitty actor. It’s not his fault. Although, I might be singing a different tune if he did punch the real Shia LaBeouf. Since Shia LaBeouf is also a total idiot, it would be a moron vs moron battle. If that were the situation, I wouldn’t feel bad for whatever the outcome would be.
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