Uber app possessed Michigan man to go on shooting spree.

The motive for the Feb 20 shooting in Kalamazoo is now clear. The spree that left six people dead wasn’t caused by a mad man. Uber possessed him through the app on his iphone!

Jason Dalton,  a married father of two, told investigators that a satanic figure revealed itself to him through the Uber app on his iPhone. According to Det. William Moorian, “Dalton described the devil figure as a horned cow head or something like that and then it would give you an assignment and it would literally take over your whole body,” (source)

Wait, I know what he is talking about! I know exactly what all this is! It’s called… BULLSHIT! Sounds like someone is gearing up for the old insanity plea. Still, I bet some nerdy conspiracy theorist is sitting in his parents basement going “I knew it! The government is running mind experiments again!”

-Adam Mallett

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1 reply

  1. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

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