The motive for the Feb 20 shooting in Kalamazoo is now clear. The spree that left six people dead wasn’t caused by a mad man. Uber possessed him through the app on his iphone!
Jason Dalton, a married father of two, told investigators that a satanic figure revealed itself to him through the Uber app on his iPhone. According to Det. William Moorian, “Dalton described the devil figure as a horned cow head or something like that and then it would give you an assignment and it would literally take over your whole body,” (source)
Wait, I know what he is talking about! I know exactly what all this is! It’s called… BULLSHIT! Sounds like someone is gearing up for the old insanity plea. Still, I bet some nerdy conspiracy theorist is sitting in his parents basement going “I knew it! The government is running mind experiments again!”
-Adam Mallett
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